Sunday, July 22, 2007

Widower

This tale starts off the same as any other. I was at work going about my business, when I was asked by a costumer if we happened to have any "nice green grapes." I'd go check, I told him. I gave the cooler a look over but couldn't find any when I finally decided to ask my coworker, Max, if we had any. Max simply motioned beside where he was standing, and there was a huge stack of grape boxes, so I decided to fill up the grapes.

I'd grab the grape bags, and jerk them in the direction of the grape pile; this way was much quicker than reaching in and grabbing the bundle of grapes. I tossed a bunch, and threw the bag into my garbage box, when I reached for another bag.

Holy. Shit.

There was a rather large spider sitting at the edge of my grape box. I backed away a few steps, due to my fear of spiders. May as well grab something to kill him with I had thought, but then I noticed something. It was larger than an average house-spider, and it looked like it had large fangs, as it raised its legs towards me.

Oh. My. God.

"Hey! Jamie!" I called. You had better take a look at this. So my co-worker Jamie came over, and we both agreed that it was possible it could be a Black Widow spider. I left Jamie to watch the arachnid, and ran to the back to get our senior worker, Max, to deal with it. He came quickly, with many pairs of gloves, and a plastic container. He managed to scoop up the Widow, and we taped it shut, and punctured the lid so it was able to breathe. We examined the spider, and found a red hour-glass shape on its abdomen. That confirmed it. We had just caught a deadly spider that came from a box of Californian grapes. Needless to say, I didn't finish the grapes, and Max agreed with me. They didn't pay me enough, and there was no need to take the risk.

The beast is currently inside of Zehrs, in its make-shift prison. I had to close up tonight, and when I checked it seemed to be dead, or at very least almost dead.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

That's not actually unheard of. I seem to remember someone in Britain was unloading a tropical fruit (mangos?) and was bitten by a snake that came out from the box. The only reason he lived to tell the tale was that he managed to take a picture of it, so that the correct anti-venom could be given to him.

Should that spider be taken to the Perth District Health Unit? If a spider like that ended up in some grapes, it might indicate a problem or a malicious will at the place the grapes were shipped from; they might have to do an investigation, or a recall, or something.

JGrant said...

Malicious will?

This sounds like some Snakes on a Plane stuff...except it is Spiders on some Grapes.

"I've had it with these motherfuckin' spiders on these motherfuckin' grapes."

*Stu loads a shotgun, and blows up Zehrs*

JGrant said...

Hey Stupac, did you ever buy one of the DS Pokemons?

Stu said...

Yes I did. And I am not ashamed because it's actually damn fun!

JGrant said...

What version did you get?

I was thinking of picking up a copy, and I was thinking it would be practical to get the one you didn't get for the purposes of trading.

Stu said...

Ah, good idea! I got Diamond version.

It's a game that is sure to keep me busy for many a day.

Anonymous said...

Not the last spider you will find.
Watch out for the banana's.
They are the worst. When they get gassed at the dc, it doesn't always kill all of them.
Wait till you see one that has little ones.

SAGAMAN said...

Lol I love that anonymous comment, it sounds like he's heeding some kind of warning...

SPIDERS ON SOME GRAPES!!

Stu that's nuts!! I'm glad you were able to pull through alive

Stu said...

"When they get gassed at the dc, it doesn't always kill all of them."

I guess it only weeds out the week. Leaving the biggest, strongest spiders to fight off the Canadian food clerks.

Clever tactics indeed!